Two womanizing bachelors fall in love with twin sisters who run a sex addiction clinic.
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
It’s only January and we already have two sex comedies that are notworth even a single dime.
Sunny (Kapoor) and Aditya (Das) are two womanizers who philander theirway to ceaseless sexual gratification. However, twin sisters Lily andLaila (both Leone) inspire these bachelors to take commitmentseriously. What inspires them? Of course the hot bod. The rest of theplot revolves around Sunny and Aditya’s attempts to woo these sisterswhile the narrative simultaneously smothers its audience with a crowdof unwanted, cringe-worthy characters.
If you did watch Kyaa Kool Hai Hum 3 in spite of my warning, then youwill understand that Mastizaade is its cousin. Only this one is moremature and more porn-like. Nevertheless, it is full of crass, lousydialogs that uses pun to create humor, and baseless story arcs.
Having said that, there is not much difference between Hollywood andBollywood sex comedies for they are both made to appeal the male gaze.And Mastizaade is no different. While I do not expect much from Kapoor,Das playing such a role is a disappointment – the second time after heran behind Miss Ranaut in Revolver Rani (2014). Leone is fine, but it’ssad to learn that she will and can only work in such films becausecertainly Sooraj Barjatya is not gonna cast her in his follow-up tothat disastrous Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (2015). Honestly, she cannot act.
BOTTOM LINE: Milap Zaveri’s Mastizaade is a formulaic sex comedy thatis neither funny nor appealing. Avoid!
Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO
Movies like this are the fact that actor and actress play role likethese played in this movie, they just want money, fame and nothing.
These kind of movies are the shame for Film industry. Why they don’taccept this fact that people don’t want these types of movies. Andstill people respect the type of actor/actresses play role in movieslike this. It’s a shame for the whole Indian cinema that these types ofmovies get license very easily.
I know that we are living in the society where everybody everyone hastheir full rights to live their own life their own way, but this typeof movies effect other people lives, their children lifestyle and more.Please it’s a request to the people that you should also care for otherpeople rights.
Finally we got Full of entertaining Sex comedy, Movie is Real SexComedy with No Badwords (Gaali) & Non-stop laughter.
All songs are awesome specially Rom Rom Romantic, Screenplay by SunnyLeone is good. Tusshar Kapoor & Vir Das did good job.
BOTTOM LINE: Milap Zaveri’s Mastizaade is Super Sex Comedy! You willhave lots of fun while watching it.
Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO – Of course its a SexComedy. but you will enjoy with friends & your parents can enjoywatching it with their friends.
Personally, I think its a good movie. It would’ve been a lot better, inmy opinion. Usually this kind of film turns me on. Words cannotdescribe how funny this flick is. Just whoa!!! This is for everyone wholoves all out crazy and hot comedy. Mastizaade is without a doubt oneof the funniest film I have ever seen. Even my wife(recently marriedjust 20 days ago LOL) was tempted to re-watch it a day after, for itwas just so funny. Even if the drama isn’t as good, i and my wifedidn’t get boring due to having a load of hilarious and continualjokes. Its very funny with a decent casting as well. Sunny Leone is mypersonal favorite character in the movie. Anyway, if you like hardhearted funny flicks, then this one is for you, I enjoyed it lots.9/10.
This is my 1st review, and you might wonder why i write it for thismovie……well, i don’t want u to suffer for 2 hours like i did. Thisis the worst kind of comedy!!
Obvious unintelligent double meaning jokes which back in 8th grade toowould barely make me chuckle.
I was high (yes, that was a factor in why we decided to go for themovie in the 1st place) when i went in for the movie, and all i couldthink of during the movie was my rotting brain-cells.
The only plus of the movie was Sunny Leone…..u can like her or loveher, but u just can’t hate her. Even with her terrible acting, thisbombshell of a woman just can’t be overlooked.
The only parts i liked were of her in sexy getup’s (don’t judge me i’mjust a guy….programmed by nature to get attracted to the attractiveones from the opposite sex)
In case you decide to still go for the movie or have already had themisfortune of watching it, you have my condolences
What the f**k did i just watch?! That wasn’t remotely funny!
Well, I’m not the kind of guy that stands up for the Indian culture andwhatnot! Occasionally I do enjoy some good adult humour. But more thanthat I enjoy a good laugh. Was that too much to expect.
This movie…! It gave me none of that crap. It gave me a headacheinstead. That too by the intermission. I was seriously contemplatingleaving but my friends insisted that we stay.
This is a movie about 2 sex addicts….Oh wait! Let me get that right.This movie is about 2 idiots played by the real life idiots Tushar andVirdas(anyone who has a brain wouldn’t have anything to do with thismovie) who seek rehabilitation at the hands of 2 more idiots played bySunny Leone. And it doesn’t stop there. By the time the movie ends,you’ve already lost count of how many idiots are on screen playing acartoonish version of their real selves. The acting is just horrendous!Horrendous is actually an understatement! Tushar can’t act for sh*t!Sunny… pls don’t get me started on her acting skills! Virdas istalented for sure and tries his best to deliver and save the movie butyou’re left wondering what on earth is he doing in a monstrosity likethis! And the rest of the cast gracefully appall us with a myriad ofoveracting!
The jokes are disgustingly humourless! The writers try their best tomake us laugh with an orgy of whatsapp humour(as we’ve already seen inprevious adult comedies like this). And even some of the original jokesjust come of as a desperate attempt to make an already exasperatedaudience laugh. I remember chuckling at one point of the entire movieand that wasn’t even an adult humour, it was a character just sayingsomething funny as in all other genres of movies. The rest of the jokesmade me cringe!!! Seriously, every joke was a molestation of my senses.
But that’s all right! I get it. This movie was made so that Sunny canresort to showing a gracious amount of skin and a ton of cleavage toIndian audiences in a country where there’s no porn industry. Yeah, whocares about the story and the acting, right!
I have a ton of respect for Sunny. I truly do. She emerged as a strongand an unbreakable woman after that disastrous interview… But thatdoesn’t mean I’m going to give her crappy movie a positive review! It’sthe kind of movie that makes you feel like you’ve just lost a couple ofIQ points after watching it. On that note, run folks! RUN!!
Mastizaade is a well scripted act. Detailing is exquisite and thetiming of the actors is a delight to watch. I was skeptical about itearlier by reading reviews of it but they were wrong, this movie can’tbe compared with Kya Kool Hai Hum3 .
Sunny proved to be a very good actor, be it dialogue or expressionshe’s spot on. She’s a bar above all the Katrina’s and those Indianorigin foreign entrant to Bollywood. She has a great future in cinemaand I hope she gets good roles in future well she certainly deservesit!!
For the first time apart from Golmaal series saw Tusshar act toperfection, and Vir Das is always a treat to watch his stand-up and hisacting.
The film gives a short answer to question that might arise to commonmen that how the lead character’s fly abroad, by showing they set upthere own ad agency.
Mastizaade was way obvious from trailers that movie will be having alot of sex comedy and double meaning dialogues but some story line wasexpected as well at the same time. There was a lack of story in themovie it was just focused on double meanings and Sunny Leone skin, shewas exposed full time in the movie, even though she was lookingbeautiful and her acting have improved from previous movies. But stillaudience will require some story with sunny Leone glamour in order tobe a good movie over all.
Overall i can say its not so extraordinary movie,not a must but yeahpeople who are fan of Sunnyleone they should watch 🙂
After watching this movie for one and a half hour, I just wanted to doone thing; break the screen. Yaakkh. eew. Shame on bollywood and Indiancensor board that allow such kind of a rubbish. 3rd class comedy,bulls*it story, and 18+ vulgarity. I was shocked to see they have madea contempt and insulted Prophet Adam and Eve by some shameful falsestory. Bollywood is now at the time where it tries to own fame ondisrespecting other religions. I know in India there will be not even asingle protest against it. Shame on you people: Milap Milan Zaveri,Pritish Nandy,Rangita Pritish Nandy, Mushtaq Sheikh, Milap Zaveri,Tusshar Kapoor, Vir Das, Sanjay F Gupta, Nitin Rokade, PNC Productions,Panorama Studios, Pen India Limited. You people aren’t into this job.You can’t make movies. Just go and insult other religions, that’s whatyou are good at.
I just couldn’t believe, Mr. Pritish Nandy (Padma Shri) such an scholaris the producer of this film. I have nothing to say for the viewers butI surely would like to say to the director of the film Mr. Milap MilanZaveri, MAN ! I’m really worried about you ! please start going to thegym and visit psychologist regularly, and if you are really seriousabout your film directing profession then start going to the filmschool too. Cheers!